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Tyler: "The explosive cheese costs more. He got the cheap stuff."

Rick: "Wheel! Of! Dragons!"

Tyler: "But he's black; he's evil."
Ed: "Judge people by the color of their coat?"

Rick: "Burnicorn!"
Ed: "We call him pop-corn."

Tyler: "The mount shrieks."
Ed: "'Abba-jabba-jabba!'"

Tyler: "'How many hit points do you have?' 'I dunno.' 'Lemme check.' [slap] 'Oh, you're a minion! Guard duty for you!'"

Casey: "He's not gonna be polishing it every day."
Ed: "He's gonna be polishing something else."
Ian: "Ew!"
Tyler: "His shoes."

Casey: "We're going to tattoo onto it, 'Please do not kill until Thursday.'"

Casey: "Dammit, Saidlash, I'm a paladin, not a dentist!"

Ed: "Strength establishes a rule of law for future generations."
Tyler: "That's what Dawnsliver was trying to do. Only with giant worms."