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Tyler: "You're assuming that Superman's off saving the world when Batman and Wonder Woman are making out."
Rick: "You get experience for that?"

Ian: "He has his nose quite literally in a book."
Tyler: "'Aah! Aah!'"
Rick: "'Get it off!'"

Ed: "If there are books in giant--"
Tyler: "One letter per page."

Ian: "Why do you have a little girl in your pocket?"
Rick: "Because Tragen Dawnsliver's in my backpack."

Tyler: "Wow, I pulled something out of your ass."

Rick: "Maybe he just needs a hug."
Ed: "I'm hugging him. With my hammer."

Tyler, as if falling: "I turn invisibulllll!"

Rick, singing: "Spider-elf, spider-elf!"

Rick: "'The day of reckoning is near!' Torrin says as he's lying on the ground bleeding."

Ed: "This is the most convenient maze ever."