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Player: "And it's a good idea! That's the worst part!"

Tyler: "They're not as willful as they think they are."
Casey: "They only use five percent of their brains instead of ten."
Tyler: "Unfortunately, they use that five percent to kill you."

Tyler: "The dumbest thing about that is it's actually a good strategy."

Ed: "Hit it in the brain!"
Rick: "It is a brain!"
Ed: "Then hit it!"

Ed: "You're not a berserker."
Tyler: "Okay, maybe not."

Ian: "Just because you're trying to kill them doesn't mean you shouldn't be concerned about personal hygiene while doing so!"

Tyler: "Three ongoing pun damage."

Ian: "Can I make an Intimidate check to assist him?"
Tyler: "Sure."
Casey: "There's a gnome next to you, glowering."
Tyler: "That's an automatic fail."

Ed: "Their number and gender are ambiguous."

Ed: "Given an option, I would rather play a halfling swarm than a player character."