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Casey: "Miss."
Ed: "That's why they call it Magic Missile."

Rick: "For my next trick--nothing up my ass! *Poof*"

Ed: "You take a smiley face of damage. Aren't you happy? 'Well, at least I'm blind so I can't see what he's doing to me.'"

Rick: "'We must expunge the evil.' Oh, sorry, Intelligence 8. 'We must get rid of the evil.'"

Ed: "Rokusan's gonna use Come and Get It. Even though they've already came and they're already getting it."

Casey: "We dunno she was a dryad, she was just a chick."
Ed: "Ssh... we don't know that."
Rick: "Don't destroy his fantasies."

Ed: "Plantacles!"

Tyler: "Although that's..."
Casey: "Kind of pointless?"
Tyler: "But cool!"

Tyler: "His angel is..."
Ed: "Richard Nixon?!"

Rick: "I give him concrete shoes and drop him into the ocean. 'Do you want to subdue him?'"