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Ed: "Nice try, honk-man."

Tyler: "You wouldn't want to attach arms to him, would you?"
Ed: "Yes! ... Bitey has like 4 axe-wielding arms!"

Ed: "The empty air has a low armor class, but it's insubstantial."
Tyler: "Double insubstantial! It negates half of the damage, and then negates the rest of the damage."

Tyler: "You can end a grab as a free action."
Rick: "Oh, then I end his grab."

Tyler: "Special ability: Bloodied. Use free action. Be angry."

Rick: "When all you have is a fireball, everything looks like kindling."

Ed: "A swarm of legs!" "Ongoing leg damage!"

Tyler: "Six damage."
Ed: "Oh! My pride!"

Rick: "Stop playing grab-acid!"

Player: "In the movie version, my character would be played by Samuel L. Jackson. 'There be dragons on that motherfuckin' plane!"