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Jessie: "Stop talking about visages! This is a family game!"

Tyler: "You beat all of them. You are faster than a fungus."
Jessie: "I'm gonna get 'Faster than a Fungus' on my racing shirt."

Tyler: "You find an altar. To an evil god. 'I make tea out of it.'"

Tyler: "A tiefling with a heart of gold. And two crabs."

Rick: "I'm sure it only goes after its natural prey."
Brian: "Janitors?"
Rick: "Who am I to deny the cycle of life?"

Casey: "How did you even get ungagged?"
Rick: "You can't gag a kender!"

Casey: "What kind of monster is it?"
Tyler: "It has the head of a man, and I forget the rest of the description."
Brian: "The body of a man."
Tyler: "And it's eating them both."

Tyler: "Are you here to praise me?"
Jessie: "'Yes, if by mounting you I'd praise you.' Nobody go there."
Rick: "Everybody went there."
Tyler: "You can roll seduction if you want."
Jessie: "No."
Tyler: "I can fly 50 feet, if you know what I mean. And I don't."

Tyler: "It's bacon and cheese."
Jessie: "That's a weird packed lunch."
Tyler: "You could resurrect him and criticize his food choices."

Jessie: "What do manticores have as loot?"
Tyler: "Other manticores! Raar!"