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Jessie: "Got two choices. You arcana it or we feed it to the kender."

Brian: "I walk up to them and say, 'Bow down before your new lord and master.'"
Casey: "Has that ever worked for you?"
Brian: "No, but one of these days it will. And then I'll have a minion."

Brian: "You can't trust an ogre!"
Rick: "That's what they say about kender!"
Brian: "You can't trust a kender!"

Rick: "But in my vision you were much cuter."

Jessie: "My whole legion was killed."
Rick: "You, too?"
Jessie: "No, not me."

Brian: "It's not combat unless you're bleeding out of at least 3 separate wounds."
Rick: "I think we'll make a great team."

Rick: "They attacked you in the bar."
Brian: "That's nothing. I get attacked in every bar."

Tyler: "If you want to figure out a D&D equivalent of meth, we can do that."

Brian: "Your secret is also safe with me for a small fee."

Tyler: "You hit her with a pile of math."