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Jessie: "Do they look like they're pro-pile-of-crap?"
Tyler: "No, definitely not."

Jessie: "Why did I waste a spell slot on you? I should have known we were supposed to go down into the pit. Oh, did I say that out loud? Good luck, buddy."

Tyler: "His armor class is 5. It's like fighting a houseplant."

Jessie: "I roll my eyes into my head."
Brian: "They get stuck. Blinded!"

Tyler: "You see two violet funguses flailing at each other."
Jessie: "Oh, fungus porn!"

Rick: "Where's my undead army!? I was promised instant results!"

Tyler: "Moander offers... immortality!"
Jessie: "Your mom offers immortality."
Rick: "All night long."

Brian: "I should totally have violet funguses in my lair when I-- I mean, what?"

Brian: "People die of natural causes all the time, with no signs of trauma."
Jessie: "You have signs of trauma."
Brian: "I'm not the subject of discussion here."

Jessie: "Well, when all you have is Scorching Ray, everything looks like charcoal."
Tyler: "Yeah, afterwards."