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Brian: "I need the Mend spell, but I don't have any money."
Rick: "You are the lamest magic man ever."
Brian: "I agree."

Jessie: "I get fluids everywhere."

Tyler: "Tastes sort of like elf."

Tyler: "He hasn't slept for three weeks."
Jessie: "So it's like his real life. Ba-zing!"

Tyler: "You barely manage to grab the pen which is sitting still."

Rick: "Yeah, you both have a lot in common. You both want a humidity-controlled room so you don't rot."

Rick: "I walked up this flight of stairs. Let's long rest."

Jessie: "Put it on the kender and see what happens."
Rick: "I'm not a guinea pig! But it is shiny."

Tyler: "Why would kender have 'mount'?"
Brian: "Cause they're kender. They just jump on everything."

Rick: "I smell trouble; let's go find it!"