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Tyler: "Come back to finish your work, have you? Merchant of death and rot."
Rick: "That's the first time I've been called that. Today."

Rick: "I've had enough of your monologue."

Brian: "I approach him and I search him. (roll) Really poorly."
Jessie: "That's not his pocket!"

Tyler: "Unfortunately, in addition to a couple of small centipedes, the scroll case contains--"
Casey: "A large centipede?"

Rick: "I have standards. They're pretty low, but I have them."

Brian: "Besides the ring, are there any other magical... magics?"

Rick: "We'll meet a squid or octopus with baby hands instead of tentacles."

Amanda: "Aww. Now I have to try to save you."

Tyler: "Its claw is still clamped on you, but you can live with it. Well, un-live."

Tyler: "I stepped on a twig! I brought it here for that purpose!"