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Casey: "We are persuading the shit out of this bear."

Jessie: "This kender has x-ray vision! *sob* Stop looking at my kidneys!"

Jessie: "You look like you've lost a lot of weight. And I mean that in a bad way."
Rick: "As in, you should go find it."

Tyler: "What the hell. Pick on the kender."
Rick: "My people have always been oppressed by your kind!"
Casey: "Pigs?"
Rick: "Yeah, they're huge!"

Tyler: "You bite into it. 'Oh, yes! My meaning in life has been restored!'"
Amanda: "Okay, I think I'm done eating."
Tyler: "'No!'"
Amanda: "Okay, well, just be quiet!"

Jessie: "Oh, I'm so full, why did I eat all that pig! I thought it would fill the void in my heart!"

Tyler: "All the expenses were paid by the Foundation, which means the champagne was really cheap."
Brian: "Good thing I'm already dead."

Tyler: "I see here a kender without a leash."
Jessie: "Oh, he's free-range. We get more for his eggs that way."

Rick: "I'll teach you a thing or two."
Tyler: "I already know a thing or two."
Rick: "I'll teach you a third thing."

Rick: "Contents: Not a corsage."