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Jessie: "Favored terrain: evil dungeon."

Tyler: "The kender's gone. 'Boring. Away!'"

Brian: "I'm like an American super hero. I jump in, break stuff, and leave."

Tyler: "You skip town."
Brian: "Heroically."
Tyler: "Heroically under the cover of darkness."

Tyler: "Charisma is like, 'How's your farm? How's the weather today? And, by the way, scruffy-looking elf?'"

Tyler: "A hooded figure with a sepulchral voice and glowing eyes asks, 'Have you seen an elf?'"

Rick: "Have a wonderful day. Muahahahahaha!"

Tyler: "He runs around with his hair on fire."
Casey: "Kobolds have hair?"
Tyler: "You're not sure where he got it."

Rick: "Let's make a sled and tie them up in front like mush animals."
Brian: "Sir, I would like to subscribe to your newsletter."

Rick: "They didn't rest; it was a montage!"