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Jessie: "I am like chicken dancing to dubstep."

Brian: "Well, once you're very liquored up, we'll have to experiment."
Rick: "You're kender-curious, aren't you?"

Brian: "Not so much rear guard as hiding behind everyone."
Rick: "Rear coward."

Jessie: "Insight. Mister Legitimate Businessman, who I assume is a pimp."

Rick: "Badges? That's a great idea."

Rick: "Badges? Badges?! Yeah, here they are."

Jessie: "You guys keep using the word 'legitimate'. I don't think it means what you think it means."

Rick: "Ogre! Trade! Whale blubber for girl!"
Brian: "It's like an adventure game."

Rick: "Maybe we should become farmers."
Jessie: "We should become whale blubber salesmen."

Brian: "What is she, a teenage girl?"
Tyler: "Literally, yes."