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Tyler: "You do a backflip and jump onto its back."
Rick: "You're mine now, pony!"

Mike: "You're covered in glitter."
Rick: "That's not unusual. I am a kender."

Tyler: "He's going to make a saving throw against fairy breath. He makes it, wakes up and realizes that-- nothing. He's not very smart."

Mike: "[I want to] attach the tree to the ground so it doesn't just fly away."

Tyler: "Your entire race is grandfathered in."
Jessie: "They tried to get rid of the kender, but the kender didn't listen."

Mike: "Flap-flap. Flap-flap. Flap-flap."

Rick: "Ooh! Ooh! I want whatever's in there!"

Jessie: "Is it a troll? I light the whole cabin on fire."

Brian: "When your hands are spears, everything looks like a sausage."

Brian: "I'm a lich."
Amanda: "I thought you said you were Jewish."