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Rick: "I'm the last of my race. Well, what can you say? Maybe it was because we didn't have low-light vision."

Rick: "But they can grab you and make you fall in love with them."
Tyler: "Yeah, but it's a standard action. So you have one character going, 'No guys, don't murder him!' And the other party members are going, 'Murder what?' while chewing on pieces of vampire."

Rick: "Haha! I will smite you, moderately-smelling air!"

Rick: "Earthen molester."
Tyler: "Rejected monster names."

Rick: "I will do a somersault and punch him in the nuts."
Tyler: "That will be a DC 20, including nut punch."

Rick: "I guess I'll throw a net? That always works."

Jessie: "Proposing we long rest in this cave that spiders just came out of?"
Brian: "I'm a mage. I always want to long rest."

Jessie: "I wear it, whatever it is."
Brian: "It's cursed; you die."
Jessie: "It was worth it."

Rick: "It is I, Sir 'Mage Armor.'"

Tyler: "Are you..."
Jessie: "Cool? Yes."