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Brian: "I bought five waterskins in Belfendale. For myself."
Tyler: "You fill all of them. With ranch dressing."

Brian: "Do we level up from the epic hike?"
Tyler: "Yes."

Tyler: "Bless you! Bless you right in the face!"

Tyler: "Paladin? Your souls taste delicious, I hear."
Jessie: "Not as good as vegetables."
Tyler: "A paladin of an evil god, I see."

Jessie: "I'm going to Divine Sense. I know the location of something."

Jessie: "I yell at them: 'You cowards! Running away!'"
Rick: "While you rest."

Rick: "A few days later, after you Prestidigitate your pants."

Rick: "That is strange. Usually horses don't have a good sense of humor."
Jessie: "That's racist!"

Jessie: "Why are you licking my knee?"

Jessie: "She eats cat food chicken, but I've never tried to feed her human chicken."