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Jessie: "I shall harvest you like corn!"

Jessie: "Somebody's crossed out the word high and graffitied in snooty on the high elf embassy."

Brian: "Is this a shakedown? Are you trying to steal from me, wood elves?"
Tyler: "I can't steal from you if you don't have any money."
Rick: "Ooh, he got you there."

Tyler: "Elfing. He was elfing me."
Rick: "He elfed me all night long."

Jessie: "Neil, that's a weird name for an elf."
Rick: "Ne'il. It's got an apostrophe."

Rick: "Down with pants! Literally!"

Rick: "No, we're double agents! We're pretending to be someone we're not so we can pretend to be someone we're not!"

Tyler: "Elves don't poop! What are you talking about?"

Tyler: "The beholder's too pretty to hurt."
Brian: "All those curve."

Tyler: "Things may resolve themselves with hopefully a minimum of elven blood on your hands."
Brian: "We're not the Peace Corps."