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Jessie: "All spders should wear spider burkas."

Rick: "The three-fanged snake!"

Jessie: "Spiders with swan heads."
Tyler: "Let me write that down."
Rick: "With tentacles. And baby hands."

Tyler: "You find a pile of what appears to be sticks."
Rick: "I guess I will... take them?"

Jessie: "Do you have some alternate information, SeƱor Eightlegs?"

Brian: "Could be a Pencil Golem."

Rick: "Your standard template could have name, habitat, number of tentacles."

Rick: "Jack, its illegal to open other people's mail. I don't know if it's illegal to eat it."

Tyler: "You can rub it all over your body--"
Rick: "Get a good running start--"

Jessie: "They're all named Steve. They were created by a necromancer with a Steve thing."