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Jessie: "I refuse to be blackmailed."
Tyler: "I'm not blackmailing you; I'm bribing you."

Rick: "Books are books. Candy!!"
Brian: "For once, I agree with the kender."

Brian: "And what if Sebastian suddenly started shooting rainbows out of his ass?"
Tyler: "That would be something anomalous that would need looking into."

Jessie: "We will never be even!"
Casey: "It's not like she tried to kill us or something, Jeez!"
Brian: "She kicked me in the shins!"

Brian: "I'm going to do a search, looking for anything that stands out."
Tyler: "There's a dead body."
Brian: "Oh."

Rick: "Who killed this guy? Was it the tentacle beast that wasn't in the closet?"

Brian: "I guess I'll just go to the dungeon and be undead and hang out there."

Rick: "We should've given that to the ogre."
Brian: "But it's a wand of magic missiles."
Rick: "That'd be extra fun."

Rick: "A guy with a corncob hat. 'I'm the Lord of the Maize!'"

Brian: "We'll chain him up in the dungeon because there's nowhere else to put him."
Jessie: "Who are the bad guys again?"