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Tyler: "We know that you're standing in the way of an official Sanction investigation and your life is forfeit."
Rick: "Ha ha, I've heard that one before."

Jessie: "No one puts kender in a corner."
Rick: "Nobody takes kender for a walk."

Rick: "I'm just warming up! I've only had two fights today and I'm not quite warm."

Brian: "No, it's too early in the plot. They haven't found the artifact yet."

Rick: "Don't look into its eyes! It's one of those stiffening beasts!"

Rick: "They said the money was good, so they probably have money."

Jessie: "What's that thing you're holding?"
Brian: "You can't see it; it's in my robes."

Rick: "Like a sugar daddy. 'Tell me again how you stabbed him-- ohh, yeah...'"

Rick: "I will protect you! Team Fancy Feast!"

Tyler: "Fight!"
Casey: "Why fight?"
Tyler: "Why not?"
Casey: "..."