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Jessie: "I feel like this is gonna be some weird city where people are turning into plants or something. I'm ready for the weird."
Casey: "Tyler never does anything weird!"
Brian: "Slugbunnies!"

Rick: "Grab his underwear."
Brian: "Wedgie!"

Brian: "Use human cultist."
Tyler: "What!?"
Brian: "'I'm not a cultist!'"
Jessie: "'Try this kool-aid! It's great!'"

Jessie: "He's made of cake. Spongy cake."
Tyler: "He could be made of cake, for all he knows. He hasn't been in a bakery for one hundred years."

Tyler: "There are no tentacles."
Brian and Casey: "Yet."

Tyler: "Somebody here is a big fan of compost."

Rick: "I have a short sword and a scimitar."
Tyler: "How are you holding his rope?"
Rick: "With my teeth."

Rick: "Someone get the lich out of the fire!"

Jessie: "Yeah, the spicy room. I hear there's salsa in there. I will have a carne asada - what do these guys eat? - ration."

Tyler: "You guys stare at it from 20 feet away."
Rick: "I poke it with a 21-foot pole."
Tyler: "It explodes in a 22-foot fireball!"