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Jessie: "The goddess never cheats!"
Tyler: "It's a good thing you're not the goddess."

Tyler: "They're probably just going to add some more typos and ship it."

Jessie: "I investigate the wherever-we-are."

Tyler: "What are you?"
Rick: "Are you propositioning me?"
Tyler: "You couldn't handle all of this."

Tyler: "What are your skills?"
Rick: "Swinging from ropes, using my scimitars, and just last week I gained level one."

Rick: "'Ha-ha!' I swing from a rope. 'I told you!'"

Jessie: "Don't eat my lunch, Franz. It's the one with my name on it. And a huge skull."

Rick: "Yeah, we can get your kettle of mass destruction."

Brian: "That thing is going to be so angry."
Rick: "Does it have hands that can grab me from across the room? I don't think so."

Rick: "So he's gonna turn into a dog someday?"
Tyler: "He could! Or a cat!"
Brian: "Or a Balor demon. These are all possibilities."