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Rick: "You're in for a world of hurt!"
Tyler: "Fight!?"
Brian: "You're in for a world of soft pillows and massage!"

Brian: "Isn't that nice? Imagine the other things that could be frozen and that you could lick."

Rick: "'If you want to fight me, kidnap someone first!'"
Tyler: "How loud do you yell that?"
Brian: "He's a kender; he only has one volume."

Tyler: "You hear somebody mumble about kender."
Brian: "And then realize it was yourself."

Tyler: "That's true--those who stab also serve."
Rick: "I stab to serve!"

Brian: "It's not gonna be, 'Oh, hey, your face just fell off!'"

Brian: "Every time I go into town I say, 'What color hat do you wear?'"
Tyler: "'Hats are illegal here.'"
Brian: "'I know that! I was just making sure you knew that!'"
Jessie: "Bluff: two."
Brian: "What's my speed? Faster than the kender!"

Brian: "While these guys are chatting away, I'm gonna cast the Detect Magic ritual under my breath."
Rick: "*cough* Detect Magic... *cough*"

Jessie: "You are the worst fake priest ever!!"

Jessie: "Tell us what you see!"
Rick: "It's a building! Screaming!"