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Tyler: "Conveniently enough, there's a large cave opening 20 feet away."
Casey: "With a sign over it that says, 'Manticore Lair.'"
Rick: "Jim's Manticore Shack!"

Tyler: "Four potions of climbing! Screw you guys!"

Tyler: "He offers to shake your hands."
Jessie: "'I would, but I just got the flu.'"
Tyler: "'You've been blessed!'"
Jessie: "'It's actually a good flu. It makes you smell like roses.'"

Tyler: "Mountain Dew is green, therefore it's a vegetable."

Jessie: "'Smelly town. Pile of crap.' I have the best notes for this."

Brian: "Ooh, that's some decent evil. Ten evils."
Jessie: "I like how you looked at your character sheet, like, 'Do I have a mod for this?'"
Brian: "Yeah, I'm not trained in evil."

Tyler: "You don't know much about them, except that they're wearing dark robes and they said something would be 'glorious.'"

Brian: "I'm a 200-year-old walking sack of bones. I don't have time for your 'morals.'"
Tyler: "Don't you have have lots of time?"
Brian: "Ssh."

Tyler: "He reaches into his cloak and pulls out--"
Jessie: "Bang! Oh, sorry. I'm a San Diego cop, and he's a different race than me."

Rick: "What are they hiding under those robes?"
Jessie: "Mormon underwear."