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Brian: "Do you want a third [miniature] that's similar in size?"
Tyler: "Only if you want to fight three."
Brian: "I don't know what they are. If they're obese kobolds, sure. If they're miniature dragons, no."

Rick: "'I just like to put things in other things.'"
Casey: "And you were accusing him of picking up chicks."
Rick: "'How about you?'"

Tyler: "You could never outnumber me."
Rick: "Even I can count that high!"

Rick: "'Ooh! Ooh! Me first!' I whip it open."
Casey: "We have to dig first."
Tyler: "He just 'whips it open'. It's unrelated to the door."

Rick: "'I still have this weapon!' I point to my crotch."

Tyler: "'Die again, dead thing!' You flinch and he misses entirely."

Tyler: "Your car loses a wheel, save ends."

Rick: "Johnsonville."
Casey: "If you know what I mean."
Rick: "That place is a sausagefest."

Amanda: "Catnip."
Casey: "Kender nip."

Rick: "No, I'm supposed to ride you, not the other way around!"