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Jessie: "One thing I know about snake cults is they're always evil."

Tyler: "Somebody should write a story where you kill a snake cult and the rat cult goes wild without the snake cult to stop them."

Jessie: "He's dexy and he knows it."
Rick: "He's too dexy for his shirt?"

Tyler: "Where are you guys going to rest?"
Rick: "On the altar."
Tyler: "It's-- tingly. The altar is--"
Amanda: "Molesting you?"

Tyler: "It's like pulling the bottom-most snake out of a Jenga puzzle."

Rick: "I know Kenderspeak."
Tyler: "'Hey! Hey! Hey! Watcha doin'?'"

Jessie: "And then we lost our kender. But at least he went out doing what he loved."
Rick: "Pokin' stuff."

Rick: "Can I trip the swarm of fish?"

Jessie: "Is he a plant?"
Tyler: "No, he is not currently a plant."

Jessie: "How come we never fight corn?"