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Tyler: "Suggestion: Chill the fuck out."

Tyler: "Hold person: It'll be okay."

Tyler: "Master of all trades, no matter how dumb they are."

Jessie: "That was like the worst plea for your life ever."

Jessie: "I look at you as if I would normally say, 'Present company excluded,' but I don't say anything."

Jessie: "I ate your cat! So you couldn't eat it! Cause you're fat!"

Tyler: "I will devour your soul! And your body."

Tyler: "Soon you'll be all alone with me."
Jessie: "Your mom will be all alone with me."

Tyler: "Yes, dance for me! Dance for me!"
Jessie: "I dance for your mom! She likes it too!"

Jessie: "You're an elf; it makes sense."
Casey: "That you would be familiar with eating intelligent beings?"
Brian: "The kender said it was okay."
Tyler: "That's on someone's tombstone."