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Jessie: "I'm not an elf anymore."
Tyler: "She got better."
Jessie: "I got half better. I'm a half elf."

Tyler: "I assume you guys have an unlimited amount of rope."

Brian: "When you hear that someone doesn't recycle, it's like, 'What is this, the 1920s?'"

Brian: "But I'm a high elf. So I have to be snooty."
Rick: "Met my quota."

Amanda: "Aren't you a priest? I thought you were a priest. Why are you talking about skinning people?"

Tyler: "A nest of gelatinous cubes."

Brian: "We're walking right into dragon farts. This is not good."

Brian: "Sebastian runs up. Estrid runs up. Shakira shoots, and you do whatever bards do."

Brian: "BAR-BA-CUUE!' That's my magic word."

Tyler: "There's a totally not evil guy in the front."