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Jessie: "What can I do to put you in a free little girl today? Oh wait, that's not..."

Brian: "What are we now, ankle-deep in mud and following a kobold?"
Tyler: "That wasn't mud."

Jessie: "Oh, it's a dragon? I thought it was just a decoration."

Brian: "That's the property of the Foundation!"
Tyler: "Not anymore; it's a part of my body."
Brian: "So if I steal a diamond and shove it up my ass...?"

Jessie: "We'll need you to stick your claws in your little dragon ears and go, 'La la la!'"

Jessie: "First of all, where did you learn to barbecue people?"

Jessie: "No good choices here. Guess we're gonna have to kill everyone."

Tyler: "What would you do if kobolds were in your garden?"
Brian: "Shoo them away with a broom?"
Tyler: "They're a little big for a broom."
Casey: "A large broom."
Brian: "Mordenkainen's Broom."

Jessie: "Are you or have you ever been a seamstress or a member of the church of Moander?"

Jessie: "Your voice gets all echoey. 'Stoppitus! Dispellitus!'"