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Jessie: "If you hear any screaming, don't worry. Normal chocolate procedures."

Brian: "I'm so confident in this matter, my skin has fallen off my bones."

Brian: "I poke my head out and tell the agents not to let anyone in until we give the word."
Tyler: "They shrug and roll their eyes."
Brian: "Good men."

Brian: "Whatever lies I told you before, I tell them again."

Rick: "I may not be the smartest person that's ever worn my pants, but you're acting kind of funny."

Jessie: "I don't think keeping things alive is anythying you've ever been interested in."
Brian: "You'd be surprised."
Rick: "'You should see my ant farm!'"

Rick: "Do you subscribe to Lair Monthly?"

Jessie: "We don't care how scary I am. I know I'm not scary."

Rick: "He might be dangerous if he had some charisma."

Brian: "Even if I did read the book, which I didn't, why would I destroy a city?"
Rick: "'Yeah, it didn't say anything about that in the book!'"