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Amanda: "I can cast Darkness; maybe he'll get sleepy."

Tyler: "What's a cleavage roll?"
Jessie and Brian together: "Sleight of hand."

Rick: "They're like, 'Finally, I can buy a head!'"

Jessie: "Especially because she doesn't have a head and can't dodge very well."
Rick: "She didn't see that one coming!"

Jessie: "That's like the most boring zombie apocalypse ever!"

Rick: "Yes, we do spread joy everywhere."
Jessie: "Among other things."

Rick: "I can read; I just choose not to."
Jessie: "He's like, 'La...' Bored!"

Tyler: "This is an area of town where weird stuff has been happening."
Rick: "And we haven't even been there yet!"

Jessie: "You know what makes it creepy is that you're sitting there going, 'muahahaha...' every 2 seconds."
Brian: "That's how I heal!"

Tyler: "He doesn't actually sleep; he just cackles for four hours."