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Brian: "Arcanus is a part-time mime."

Rick: "No beard spikes?"
Tyler: "Give me a perception check."
Rick: "No!"
Tyler: "That is not a beard quill."

Tyler: "You wake up next to a kobold. It's okay; she's wearing lipstick."

Tyler: "There are pink dragons. When a red dragon and a white dragon love each other very much..."

Tyler: "Are you guys hurrying?"
Rick: "Dramatically hurrying."
Brian: "We powerwalk."
Rick: "We run a little while, and then we pose dramatically."

Tyler: "There are a number of duergar. The biggest are obviously female."
Amanda: "Obviously?"
Rick: "She has a big female beard. Her beard is wearing a chainmail bikini."

Brian: "You guys have fun with those mushrooms now. Don't eat and ride."

Tyler: "The mother cat is doing most of the work. You're not licking their bellies to make them poop."
Brian: "Well..."

Rick: "I don't think you need two arms, just two hands. It's a two handed weapon."

Jessie: "It's a passive-aggressive cow."
Rick: "I guess I'll just be hamburger."