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Rick: "What's the resolution on this?"
Brian: "Like, huge by huge."
Rick: "My favorite resolution!"

Tyler: "What kind of blackguard? What's your vice?"
Rick: "Jaywalking!"

Rick: "Anthony the Ant. You know, because he's Italian."

Rick: "Google Liquor Maps. I would like to route between scotch and rum."

Rick: "It's like my life is all mapped out. I wander aimlessly through life, and in moments of clarity things attack me."

Jessie: "I mean we come in here and there's a room. So clearly we were going to get attacked."

Rick: "Snowman plus donkey equals square."

Rick: "Versus reflortitude."

Brian: "Somebody doesn't have much faith in their god."
Jessie: "Remind me to heal you last."

Jessie: "All right, we don't know if we want Cy in the party, but the ant can stay."