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Rick: "Dire wolves with antennae and pincers taped on. 'I'm totally an ant!'"
Jessie: "I'm totally an ant! Eat this sweet stuff that comes out of my ass!"

Rick: "The guy with his arms on fire is good at hiding."

Jessie: "That is totally not the creepiest digging machine I have ever seen!"

Rick: "Jump on one foot!"
Tyler: "Whose foot?"

Brian: "I attempt to pickpocket Kelso."
Tyler: "You find your underwear."

Rick: "Ventriloquism -- I've got high charisma -- 'I'm a little suffering guy!'"

Jessie: "I see no good options here except to slaughter everyone and everything in this tunnel."

Brian: "Who is your deity?"
Jessie: "Apollo, god of the sun, lightning, and cheese."

Casey: "How many solos are we fighting? Six?"
Tyler: "They all felt so alone until they found each other."

Tyler: "Are you jealous of the monsters?"
Casey: "Yes!"
Tyler: "They die every time!"
Brian: "Yeah, but they have all the loot!"