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Tyler: "You can pull anything in his pants out that you want."

Brian: "I have some thief thing that says I win."

Jessie: "This human party -- I mean, this party -- is great!"

Amanda: "My character does not have giant breasts because they're not very functional. But she is giant elsewhere and it is very functional, thank you very much."

Brian: "Don't identify it! Kill it!"

Amanda: "How much have you had to drink?"
Jessie: "A few... kegs. I'm very tolerant to liquor."

Brian: "I named one of my daggers 'Heal.'"

Tyler: "'No, it says enemies only!' 'I hate you!' 'That's great!'"

Rick: "You know, I am a teapot, short and stout!"

Jessie: "I don't know if we lack creativity so much as we enjoy violence."