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Jessie: "I knew it wasn't porn because she was making a face."
Tyler: "It could've been bad porn."
Rick: "Minotaur porn."

Jessie: "A marriage is between a man and a woman, not a man and a minotaur stripper! That is wrong! I don't care how good-looking that minotaur is!"

Tyler: "You can't come back in the house because it was swallowed by an interdimensional black hole. Again."

Rick: "I judge your answer to be tasty."

Brian: "I vote for bikinis."
Tyler: "Don't we all."

Brian: "Stand in front of the elder red dragon and let it have its way with you."

Brian: "I'm not a wordsmith."
Rick: "More like a word butcher."

Rick: "The butler."
Casey: "She's the butless."
Amanda: "Hope not."
Tyler: "That's so bad. A butless. Sounds like something a pirate waves around. Not in polite company."

Tyler: "He's not actually a wererat, but everybody swears he looks like one."

Tyler: "If you don't tell me, I'll tell you a very scary ghost story and you'll never sleep again."