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Rick: "Where is Lord Such and Such? We have 30 pounds of skinned weasels to unload."

Rick: "So now it's upgraded from pathetic to sucky?"

Amanda: "There's all these rules you have to follow when you shoot someone on your property."
Rick: "You have to fill out all these forms..."

Jessie: "Dude, where's my carriage?"

Tyler: "Occasionally you get attacked by a sentient dust storm, but you kill it and move on."

Brian: "Why is [the Piscodemon] in the middle of the desert?"
Tyler: "He is wondering that himself."

Tyler: "I have many talents, but getting out of pits isn't one of them."

Brian: "What did you do?"
Tyler: "Nothing."
Brian: "Come on, you can tell me. I'm a paladin."
Rick: "I'm a paladin and I'm listening."

Brian: "I look at the thing before we head out into the desert."
Jessie: "The brochure?"
Brian: "The pit."

Jessie, whispering: "Hey, guys, don't you really just want to buy pie instead of killing people?"