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Rick: "You swoon like a girl. 'Justin Bieber?!'"

Tyler: "You hear a cruching sound."
Jessie: "Maybe there's corn flakes in there! We should go!"

Tyler: "There is a large, what looks like a centipede with an octopus for a head, munching on the head of what looks like a human."
Jessie: "This is the weirdest porno ever."

Brian: "Chaotic evil?"
Tyler: "Yes, very much so."
Brian: "Die, foul creature!"
Tyler: "Oh, wait, apparently not. He's just evil."
Rick: "Well, in that case... 'Die?'"

Tyler: "You're not a pixie."
Jessie: "I should be."

Rick: "Roses are red. Violets are blue. Here is a gift: some brains for you."

Tyler: "It's a ritual book, but not detailing specific rituals..."
Rick: "Ritual brochure. 'Become a ritual caster. Enjoy all these beneifts.'"

Jessie: "That's a bullet point on our resume."
Rick: "No job too unclean."

Tyler: "The question is, 'How many eggs do you want to break?'"
Jessie: "As many as possible."

Rick: "I have a baby lizard."
Amanda: "Are you feeding it?"
Rick: "Nope."