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Tyler: "As you approach the city, you begin to make out--"
Amanda: "We're making out?"
Tyler: "Didn't you get the memo?"
Jessie: "Some of us are making out."
Tyler: "Apollo has spoken."
Jessie: "Dammit, why did I get one of the lizards?!"
Tyler: "At least it's a hot lizard."
Jessie: "Stickier than I imagined."

Jessie, while falling: "This is so boring...!"

Tyler: "Not only is it knocked down on them, now it's trying to kill them."
Rick: "I get knocked down, but I get up again!"

Rick: "This boring guy wants to talk to you. 'Hello... I have a quest for you...'"

Brian: "It's actually an inn-- you don't spend the night at a tavern-- well, you might."

Tyler: "Your aunt is, like, a rosebush or something? Good times."

Jessie: "Listening to all these technological complaints-- if I had wanted to do this, I would work in whatever this world's equivalent of IT is."
Rick: "Did you try unplugging the crystal and plugging it back in?"

Jessie: "Bad credit? No credit? We'll get you a lizard!"

Brian: "He won't be paying you because he'll be dead."
Tyler: "That shouldn't stop him."
Rick: "He'll just turn into an undead accountant."

Jessie: "Ow! My genetic material!"