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Brian: "Whey are we whispering?"
Jessie: "The pigs will hear us!"
Brian: "What pigs? I don't see any pigs."
Jessie: "The vicious sand pigs!"

Jessie: "For record keeping's sake, what is his Will? And don't say 'to eat my face.'"
Tyler: "28."
Brian: "To eat your brains."
Rick: "To mediate trade relations between nations."
Jessie: "Trade brains."

Rick: "How can you invade me when I have no mouth?!"

Jessie: "Are there pigs everywhere?"
Casey: "Undead pigs."
Rick: "In Porkshire, pigs eat you!"

Jessie: "I will take that as a positive sign in human-pig relations."

Jessie: "Why is it an infestation? Everybody can worship Apollo, pigs included."
Rick: "But he's making a mess of the place."
Jessie: "We all make messes sometimes."

Jessie: "Does anything explain why everybody is undead?"
Rick: "Does anything explain the name of the town? Get your priorities straight."

Jessie: "Visit the famous Porkshire Library!"
Rick: "We have three books."
Jessie: "And seven pigs. Pig librarians."

Brian: "The paladin school had a library."
Jessie: "It's just a bible and a bunch of weapons."

Brian: "Well, you know, with all these sand sharks, why not an air fish?"