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Tyler: "You hear a voice that says, 'How dare they disturb our studies?!'"
Brian: "Where is it coming from?"
Rick: "Fish."

Tyler: "Minion solos you all!"

Rick: "We found a seal."
Jessie: "That's cute. Is it a baby seal?"
Rick: "Yeah. We clubbed it to death and now we can go on to the next room."
Amanda: "Amakria now has a fur coat."

Jessie: "I'm large or smaller size. Grease me up, I wanna float. Don't push me, though."

Tyler: "Ossip wax? What the hell is an ossip?"
Rick: "Come down and I'll show you."

Tyler: "You can move if you wish."
Jessie, frantic: "Aaaahaaahaaahaa!!"
Tyler: "I take it you do?"

Tyler: "There's nothing you can do to truly hurt me."
Rick: "Really? How about this?"
Tyler: "Ack! To truly hurt-- Ow! Stop that!"

Casey: "What's the last thing I remember?"
Rick: "A fish over your head."

Jessie: "Holy shit, you know what artifacts are?"
Tyler: "And you like pancakes?"

Brian: "Religion check. What do I know about the skeleton?"
Rick: "It's a great dancer. It enjoys long walks on the beach, and the opera."