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Jessie: "I was cold -- I've been cold forever."
Rick: "You were cold before it was cool."

Rick: "On the plus side, we will probably get some loot if we participate in the game."
Jessie: "Congratulations! Stab."
Rick: "Hey, a new knife!"

Rick: "It's like going into someone's bathroom and there's a sign that says, 'Wanna play basketball? Jump through the window!'"

Jessie: "Well, if somebody took the time to carve it into stone, they probably knew what they were talking about."

Brian: "Religion: what is this?"
Jessie: "God help me, what is it?!"
Rick: "Nature: Is that natural?"

Brian: "I bust out my journal and take notes. 'Today I saw a jaguar man with six nipples.'"
Jessie: "Wait, a journal?!"
Brian: "Dun dun dunnn..."

Brian: "Kain goes and examines this door."
Rick: "How many nipples does it have?"

Brian: "They did it in Lord of the Rings! It's valid!"

Rick: "The dead beholder has got a little X over each eye."

Casey: "He said there's a god imprisoned in this room."
Brian: "Is it my god?"
Casey: "No."
Brian: "Then we go north."