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Amanda: "I'm good at diplomacy. Let me assist."
Tyler: "You'll have to talk."
Amanda: "I talk."
Tyler: "What do you say?"
Amanda: "..."
Rick: "She says, 'Yeah!'"

Jessie: "Maybe somebody else needs our help, like a cat in a tree. Wait, I suck at athletics. That probably isn't a good idea."

Amanda: "I can intimidate people with my boots."
Brian: "Look at these stylish shoes. 'Oh, my god!'"
Rick: "You're poor!"

Jessie: "I know, it's not a verb."
Rick: "I will beach you -- like a whale!"

Casey: "Constipation?"
Tyler: "That's not a power. Wait, I have that!"

Casey: "Hey, you got me a blanket. I liked the blanket."
Brian: "And it might even have a transistor in it. Government."

Rick: "I come to pay you tribute. Here is four gallons of mucus."

Tyler: "I like a man who stays quiet in bed."

Jessie: "You! Stand there while I win the game."

Rick: "I guess I freed you, so I'm your new master."
Tyler: "Die, intruder!"