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Tyler: "That's why they all live in the lower planes. Because they can't get out!"

Tyler: "He's the kind of villain who forgets to roll initiative, and when he does, he gets stuck in a pit the whole combat."

Brian: "Our self-sacrifice guy got killed earlier."
Tyler: "He was successful."

Tyler: "Elven fish."
Brian: "With pointy ears."
Jessie: "I'm just picturing a bunch of self-important fish."

Jessie: "You should be more brave and fight in the open!"
Rick: "So I don't have to!"

Tyler: "I have a package I think I should deliver to you."
Rick: "It says 'Mail Bomb.'"
Brian: "It's all scratched out."

Tyler: "You feel a pulse of agony. You can tell that everybody in the town felt it as well. It feels familiar somehow. Somebody--"
Rick: "Somebody ate the last piece of cake!"

Rick: "Will slay for food."

Rick: "I have just the thing to make you feel better. Here, how about some abboleth tentacles?"

Brian: "I'm going to shove this apple pie so far up your ass!"