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Rick: "The fetus is about the size of a pill. Not that I'm suggesting anyone eat a fetus."

Casey: "You get two barrels. They're empty, but they're worth five copper each."
Rick: "They're full of pickled something that you'd rather not know."

Jessie: "And when we get to the ooze, it'll be like, 'It's my grandson's birthday and I need a present.'"

Jessie: "How about we dig you some tunnels? That should be some really good D&D."

Tyler: "I have Smolderheart Fire Giant Smith, who sounds like he was a big player in another adventure than this one."
Jessie: "Sounds like a big player in a romance novel."

Rick: "I'm going to charm that guy. Charm his smoldering heart. He is dominated."

Jessie: "Did you die? Oh, he just tripped us!"

Tyler: "It smells really bad. But you're an adventurer. You've smelled worse."
Brian: "I smell worse."

Tyler: "Things could have gone differently. She could have hit with the initial snap."
Brian: "I could have been a quarterling."

Casey: "We have your dirty laundry."
Brian: "Oh, thanks."
Jessie: "We have your panties."
Rick: "They're in a bunch."