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Jessie: "You and your fancy counting. Two is equal to two. I'm an engineer and two is only equal to two with a tolerance of like plus or minus one hundred."

Tyler: "He can use it all day as long as he misses."

Tyler: "You take off your boot and there's a spiderweb in it that says, 'Some Pig.'"

Tyler: "I surrender! Take me!"
Brian: "No, you're scary! You're a burning dwarf thing!"
Tyler: "Racist!"

Jessie: "Only you can prevent halfling fires."

Tyler: "A wave of dark heat--"
Jessie: "Dark loot?"

Tyler: "It grows boobs."
Rick: "Worst lycanthrope ever."
Brian: "A were-woman."

Tyler: "Spiders. It's what's for dinner."

Rick: "No mechanical engineering in the kitchen!"

Tyler: "No, I was totally sincere! You rolled low!"