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Tyler: "You can duck if you want but you don't really need tooo..."

Tyler: "These will not be just any boots. These will be the best boots since boots."

Jessie: "Oh look, Cy, there's an innocent orphan over there! Maybe you should go torture it!"
Brian: "Does it have a box containing treasure?"

Tyler: "What they have is fish beer. Which is exactly as gross as it sounds, and twice and alcoholic."

Brian: "Think fast!"
Jessie: "No! I already thought fast!"

Rick: "I'm not a wizard, I'm a wi-sard! You've heard of those, right? They're like wizards, but useless!"

Jessie: "I'm a transvestite whale."

Jessie: "There might be pudding in that building! Free pudding to all clay people!"

Rick: "This mud looks like pudding!"
Jessie: "Not my pudding."
Rick: "It tastes like your pudding."
Jessie: "I don't appreciate that."
Rick: "I don't appreciate it either."

Tyler: "Iron Bolt of Obedience, versus..."
Brian: "Naked guy?"
Rick: "I've got you naked, now obey!"