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Jessie: "I don't know, a mountain lion, it's not like it's going to announce itself."
Rick: "I am here to eat you."
Brian: "Roll for initiative."

Tyler: "For once perhaps you should use my abilities."
Rick: "I don't think being a smartass is going to help in this situation."
Tyler: "You would be surprised."

Rick: "I don't think encouraging Tyler to put dragons in is a good idea. When we've encountered them in other campaigns, they're kind of a pain in the ass. We haven't been fighting them, but they've been making us do things."
Casey: "Bring me a cow."
Rick: "Let me travel through time so I can fight myself."

Rick: "Well someday we're going to fight a whore. And then we'll be like, 'Horror?'"

Jessie: "Sweeping tentacle, raping tentacle, and what?"
Amanda: "Rak-ing."
Tyler: "They're all raping tentacles."

Rick: "Statutory rake?"

Jessie: "I will fight alongside you. Because I am brave, not because I am too scared to go back alone."

Tyler: "The source of the alcohol quickly becomes apparent."
Brian: "Keg monsters."
Casey: "Dwarves. Oh, it's a Saint Bernard! We're rescued!"

Rick: "I'm going to get the worst sunburn ever! But not on my face."
Jessie: "He doesn't have a farmer's tan, he has like an executioner's tan."

Brian: "...And if he's pierced out the ying-yang, he's a githyanki."
Tyler: "And you're in a specialized club."
Casey: "You would have to be for him to be showing you his ying-yang without getting arrested."
Jessie: "I thought that was standard fare for D&D. Githyanki diplomacy."