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Tyler: "I will beat you with this halfling!"

Brian: "What are you wearing right now?"
Jessie: "I'm not telling you."

Jessie: "What? An orphanage! You nonbelievers!"
Rick: "Haven't you ever heard of original sin?"
Tyler: "That's a great battlecry."

Jessie: "Soon you will surrender something, if you know what I mean."
Tyler: "No."
Brian: "Is she hot?"
Casey: "Well, she's a fire giant."

Rick: "Are they vulnerable to bad puns?"
Tyler: "Frupy would be dead by now."

Amanda: "Uh oh, he's realizing that the little duck is not Amanda."

Brian: "What are these guys holding?"
Tyler: "It's a maul..."
Rick: "Sky Mall. Just rolled up."

Jessie: "I will make a duplicate of myself. It looks exactly like me. I look a lot like a triangle."

Jessie: "In my mind's eye, you look fat! Also, you have a lopsided haircut and a Hitler moustache."

Brian: "I'll hit you so hard your minions will feel it."
Rick: "I'll hit you in your minions."