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Rick: "Here's your shovel! Make a hole! Now you know Make Whole too!"

Casey: "It might be a good idea for you to know the Raise Dead ritual anyway."
Rick: "Psh."

Rick: "I was rolling religion because I had overheard some prayers in the woods. But I realized it was just a dirty limerick."

Tyler: "I certainly worship the Crocodile God. It would be illegal to do anything else."
Rick: "We worshipped him good."
Brian: "In the face."

Brian: "I'm like good or something."
Jessie: "You keep telling yourself that."
Tyler: "Why is your alignment in quotes?"

Rick: "Is his title the Duke of Loot?"

Tyler: "So basically Nazis."

Jessie: "Actually I took a feat that allows me to crack eight sunrods at a time. It's called Octopus Light."

Tyler: "A humanoid figure stands ahead of you, with flames all over his body and blackened skin."
Jessie: "Diplomacy. 29. You look trustworthy. Would you like to join our party?"

Casey: "Maybe you shouldn't be climbing all over the mountains if you can't do it."
Tyler: "SCIENCE-- er, SILENCE, fleshling!"